You know you're in France, when....
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- cheese is labelled "UNSAFE FOR PREGNANT WOMEN AND THE ELDERLY"
- you never go to The Louvre or any museums because they are for tourists, not local peoples. We won't sloop so low as to behave like tourists in our own country. We're french after all.
- you catch a rancid rench of cheese that's past its sell-by-date on the mouths of everyone you speak to
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- cheese is labelled "UNSAFE FOR PREGNANT WOMEN AND THE ELDERLY"
Only because if pregnant women eat cheeze, their babies will become french ones and won't be able to speak another language, and the elderly will eventually wear a beret and a french baguette !
PUTAIN MAIS C'EST MON PERE!
you see the best demo-party-country of the world ! except belgium !
- you are NOT in Paris.
You know you're in France, when....
- you drive around in a baguette-mobil - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrcAuoMNAHY
- the last loser left candidate to the presidency competition is both sexy & insane, doing a one-woman show at a concert hall :
- Every car looks like a shit
- Nobody takes care hitting other cars 10545354 times when try to park
- Nobody takes care hitting other cars 10545354 times when try to park
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- Nobody takes care hitting other cars 10545354 times when try to park
True! Those FUCKHEADS scratched my fucking 2-DAY-OLD car on my last vacation there and didn't even leave a note!!!! FUCKEEEEEERS!
Seriously, the french just can't be bothered.
Nutman: it's just a car.
.. they all smell like garlic and don't shave their armpits.
because you actually do shave your armpits?
french cyclists shave their legs
lance armstrong too in fact..
...all road signs are French.
doh.
doh.
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@lord graga: hahahahaha. it sounds like real-life experience.
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Lord graga :
seems you are a stomac with legs..
seems you are a stomac with legs..
You know you're in France, when....
- you enter a public toilet and its actually just a hole in the ground
- people who look like terrorists ask you if you want to buy a souvenir
- everyone drives like he wants to cause there's no central reservations or road-signs or right of way
- the space between your parked car and the other cars is < 1 inch
- the room in your hotel is smaller than a toilet but stinks the same.
- you enter a public toilet and its actually just a hole in the ground
- people who look like terrorists ask you if you want to buy a souvenir
- everyone drives like he wants to cause there's no central reservations or road-signs or right of way
- the space between your parked car and the other cars is < 1 inch
- the room in your hotel is smaller than a toilet but stinks the same.
- wrong, these are qualified as "turkish"
- are you american?
- no wait... there are bunch of rules but no one care about respecting them much.
- typically french?
- bad experience?
Come on, entertain us with real cliches, I feel bored right now!
- are you american?
- no wait... there are bunch of rules but no one care about respecting them much.
- typically french?
- bad experience?
Come on, entertain us with real cliches, I feel bored right now!
patriotism is killing us.