the duff joke thread
category: residue [glöplog]
A man walks into a pub and sees a dog licking its balls.
He says to the barman "wish I could do that".
Barman replies "buy him a biscuit and he might let you".
He says to the barman "wish I could do that".
Barman replies "buy him a biscuit and he might let you".
What's "the DUFF joke thread"?
A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. The blonde gets hit and dies. After the train leaves, the brunette jumps back on saying this time, “22, 22, 22....”
A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. The blonde gets hit and dies. After the train leaves, the brunette jumps back on saying this time, “22, 22, 22....”
An English couple, an American couple and a Swedish couple is having breakfast together.
The English man says to his mate, "pass me the honey, honey", following suit the American man says "pass me the sugar, sugar".
The swedish man thinking he to had follow the romantic examples says:
"Pass me the milk you cow"
The English man says to his mate, "pass me the honey, honey", following suit the American man says "pass me the sugar, sugar".
The swedish man thinking he to had follow the romantic examples says:
"Pass me the milk you cow"
A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them.
So one day he asked Bubba, “Just what the hell is your secret?” Bubba replied, “Well, coach, whenever I’m about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw ’em forever!”
The coach went home early that day and went straight to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower and, seeing a window of opportunity, tore off his clothes and started banging his penis on the dresser.
His wife immediately stuck her head out of the shower and said, “Is that you, Bubba?”
So one day he asked Bubba, “Just what the hell is your secret?” Bubba replied, “Well, coach, whenever I’m about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw ’em forever!”
The coach went home early that day and went straight to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower and, seeing a window of opportunity, tore off his clothes and started banging his penis on the dresser.
His wife immediately stuck her head out of the shower and said, “Is that you, Bubba?”
my dog has no nose. -how does it smell? bad!
A horse walks into a pub, the bar man asks "why the long face?"
A man walked into a pub, but luckily he didn't have any major injuries.
A man walks into a demoparty, AMGIAAAAAAAAAAA!
Jesus saves, Tom Waits.
My computer said "out of memory" and then I wrote in basic "God Damnit! Put them into the memory!!!"
When you choke a Smurf, which colour does it turn?
what do you get when you reverse poop? -dirty hands. HAR HAR HAR!
Who is Major Failure and why is he reading my drive??
Who is Art and why does life imitate him?
.. better Nate than lever!
.. better a hole in your sock than a sock in your hole.
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a glow worm say to a grasshopper :
come on , let's make a light & sound show !!
come on , let's make a light & sound show !!
A dyslexic walks into a bra...
A demoscener walks into a bar
-We're out of stock.
-We're out of stock.
Kebby wants to spray his lawn....he dont want DDT
Sorry, aquivit made that sound good.
2 Irishmen walk into a bar & the bartender says "This is a joke isn't it?"
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman being chased by police,
turn down a blind alley, find some empty sacks lying there.
Quickly, they each get into a sack.
A policeman walks up with his torch and sees the sacks moving.
He boots the first sack and the Scotsman says "woof, woof"
He boots the second sack and the Englishman says "meow, meow"
He boots the third, and the Irishman says "Potatoes".
turn down a blind alley, find some empty sacks lying there.
Quickly, they each get into a sack.
A policeman walks up with his torch and sees the sacks moving.
He boots the first sack and the Scotsman says "woof, woof"
He boots the second sack and the Englishman says "meow, meow"
He boots the third, and the Irishman says "Potatoes".