roaching '97 party report by rECTUM cAUDA
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the roaching '97 party report
an air boat inflated by
rECTUM cAUDA
and don't we all come from Stavanger...
le creditos
sTOR hAMZTER - music
Piffi - code, design, graphics, scans and all that stuff...
le externe creditos de la mafia seekout if non creditos (et al)
infamous jpeg decoder
- adapted by piffi based on code from independent JPEG group
useless sound system
- slow XM player, but nice anyway, by FreddyV/Useless
100%asm protected mode extender for 100% asm code
- dos32 by adam seychell
if you want to jump in the food bin please carry this essential equipment
386+ with copro
VESA 2.0 compatible display card with linear framebuffer support
for 640x480x24bit or 640x480x32bit mode (try UNIVBE if
it doesn't work)
5 or 6 megabytes of free virgin RAM
2 or 3 megabytes of free diskspace on the current drive
keyboard
zero or more of the following airwave jammers
gus ^ gusmax ^ sb1 ^ sb2 ^ sbpro ^ sb16 ^ pc speaker
arrow keys (left/right) slide picture, esc quits.
temporary file is kept as image cache at end of experience
for ultrafast reexperience if at all possible
final releasenotes:
VESA routines aren't testing with anything but a Matrox Millenium
2MB video card with AND without UNIVBE loaded. If this doesn't work,
first load UNIVBE, free up RAM and HDD (current directory must
be writable), try using the "nosound" setting, and goddammit,
i hope you're not using windows of any kind.
(so, again, this stash worked with this kinda configuration:
p133/32mb ram/80mb free hdd/dos 7.10/gusmax1mb/matrox2mb vesa2.0hardware)
Roaching '97
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"losers always whine about doing their best...
... winners go home fuck the school princess"
- piffi @ roaching'97
16th of May 1997 to 25th of May 1997
(more or less, plus minus quite a lot of time)
a very /mode +sti party at sTOR hAMZTER's place
invited partners:
+ sTOR hAMZTER (main organizer)
+ Pizzamonsteret (main stay awake dude)
+ Namle (main diablo expert dude)
+ Axhbhax (main goods supplier and main driver)
+ Piffi (main popcornidea and loanshark)
other tasks
board of main hindus
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Namle
Pizzamonsteret
sTOR hAMZTER
Axhbhax
Piffi
Local pirate-taxi dude - Axhbhax
(only available for party people)
attractions
+ almost open house 24h
+ popcorn party feature (twice)
+ pizza features, including yelling at the pizza order phone dude
+ nearly unlimited movement to/from food shops due to
a dedicated driver ;)
+ eat out at Maxi's for one evening at the cost of only the
food's price
+ many girls (free!!)
+ high quality toilets with secret bonus stuff hidden
("what's that bottle of beer doing here?!?")
+ fresh air with pollen included
+ party network 24h 10mbit local TCP/IP possible free internet
+ free diablo cd's for everyone (hand them back in after party)
+ free entrance!!
+ daily tours to the coke machine
+ big fileservers (many many gigs)
+ meet your local rECTUM cAUDA e|iTe dudes!
+ 1x free roaching hamster for everyone
compos
+ be the most elite diablo dude-compo
+ fuckup the stemning on battle.net to gain lots of unique
items for diablo-compo
+ diablo item duplication through backup/restore-compo
+ popcorn compo (rules will be announced at the party)
+ fasthindu compo
+ see-how-many-tracks-you-can-skip-to-before-the-
audio-cd-player-discovers-that-there-is-no-cd-
in-the-tray-compo (piffi has the current world record!)
prizes
1st price: get back the money you loaned to your friends
2nd price: the pizza dude forgets to take your rebate coupon with him
3rd price: the other people surrender all their popcorn to you
more prizes will be available on request
now please watch the report, stare your eyes out, enjoy the
truecolor interface, and see what your favourite rC members
actually LOOK like :)
disclaimer...
rC is not responsible for anything. nothing is guranteed to work.
anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
more information... (important this)
you are not allowed to put this production on a CD-ROM or any other
media for redistribution without prior written permission from
the authors (see below for contact address). for noncommercial
redistributors, there will usually be no problem getting a permission
(you DO need one, though). for commercial redistributors, we'd
like some stuff from you, like, money, hardware, anything
(we'll agree on that by mail), since you're making money on our
noncommercial presentation.
contact addresses...
le boss... (piffi!!) <fromoe@sn.no>
le boss... (stor hamzter) <ojakobs@online.no>
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`.,' -Shimrod `-._______.-'
neiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
"shallowness removed"
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imagine a world free of fears
where the rivers flow with crystalclear water
imagine a world with birds singing all day long
where the people live with no worries and a cleansed mind
imagine a world full of life
where freedom will be guranteed to everyone
imagine a world where happyness come out from a fountain
of which every single world inhabitant may drink forever of
some day
some where
this fascinating enchanting magic
may work its wonders
and bring me but one step closer to nirvana
the land of the small dreams
come make wishes alive
dare you dream of secrets inside
coming to the surface
join the imaginary voyage
bring your beauty
carry the sounds and senses
head for the
wondrous experience
leave the ground
wear your wings
and see everything from above
and we float on...
further away from all..
might as well see you as not, anyhow greetings flies out to:
scrolltext: ; upper case + numbers + . + ! only! #0 loops
DB ' .V.O.L.V.O .2. YO! THIS IS STOR HAMZTER ON DA KEYBOARD '
DB ' A LITTLE INTRO WAS CODED IN PURE KALKULATOR BY PIFFI ... '
DB ' HMM.. YES.. A TUNE WAS ALSO MADE BY STOR HAMZTER ... '
DB ' GAMBLING.. GAA PAA CASINO UTEN VISA ELLER PENGER... '
DB ' HJERNETRIMMERE... BRUK HODET.. OG VINN SPILLET !!! JOHOOO!'
DB ' I GUESS WE HAVE TO SAY HELLO TO SOME PEOPLE HERE !'
DB ' DYNE . DJ BUSSJAFOR . MAXWEL . LATEX . URINRAUIROMPAMAN2 .'
DB ' CORNFLAKESMAN . DELUXEPAINT . DR INSITE . DR HALVBRISEN .'
DB ' DR GRUFULL . KAPTEIN KJEKS . TELEFONKIOSK . KONG HOCKEY .'
DB ' STANGSELLERI . TANNKREMSPISER . TAPETMONTOREN . PLUSSKVAMPERFEKTUM .'
DB ' JUSTISDEPARTEMENT . ARBEIDSLEDIGHET . LAMPEBRUS . TARMTOTT .'
DB ' TULIPAN . RAUMAGIC . HEIZAHN . TERMOS . TIGERTOFFEL . RUTEKNUSER .'
DB ' STOR HAMZTER . PIFFI . AXHBAX . OBO . FRUITOPIA . KAFFETRAKTER .'
DB ' DRDJCANDMEDPUTEVAR . ERIK MEYN . OGDAGANN . KRAFTWERKET .'
DB ' TROLLMUSSE . VIKEPLIKT . OLAPNER . BALLERASP . KUGALSKAP . MONSTERKANIN . PENGEINNKREVER .'
DB ' OMPALUR . SOVESYKE . DRONNING FLASS . LAMPESKJERM . SYKKELSTYRE . VANNPIPE . ACHMED I BUA .'
DB ' UMMA GUMMA . REXRANNY . EVIL KALKULATOR . BEAM . XOTISK KAFEE . ONANIVRAK . GIFTIG AVFALL .'
DB ' EN KOPP MED SMULT . SAUSLIKKER . MELKEKARTONG . FANTAMAN . SENTRIFUGESURR . ABSURD MALERI ...'
DB ' JA DET VAR DAGENS GRITINGS ...',0
(100% authentic source code ripped from piffi by piffi)
if you can't join 'em, ..
... be original!
rECTUM cAUDA
who said "no purpose. no goal. no meaningless."
what the fuck is going on
inside our brains
inside our minds
what's the fucking purpose
to keep the vibe going
they can't take that away from me
FUCK YOU
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the
English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical
word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love,
and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical
categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John
fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can
be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb
(Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking
interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It
can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or
an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can
even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also
stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the
overall versatility of the word "fuck".
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations:
1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust "Fuck me."
7. Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair "Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the fuck are we."
13. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
15. Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
19. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
21. Directions "Fuck off."
22. Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
- General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
FUCK THIS
WHERE'S MY FUCKING FUCK WHEN I NEED ONE?
..guess this is the first real boring info file from rc stavanger..
HJ 03h
..l8r..
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