the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2014-09-25
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dodge: have a great journey! - 2015-07-08
- The guy who ran it was a rotund guy, had glasses. His name was Skip. Lived over on Elm. Had a wife, a couple kids. Not too sharp.
- I mean, hey... the guy's 40 years old, he's wearing a paper hat and making cherry Cokes. It's a cinch he's not running for governor, right? Anyway, it got hot that summer. It got real hot. It was sweltering. That heat where your underwear sweats and it crawls up the...
- Anyway, it's hot, okay? And they start smelling this really vile stench over on Elm... and they figure it's comin' from Skip's place. No one wants to say anything. I mean, what do you do? Go knock on the guy's door, "Hi, your house stinks"? So people are trying to ignore it, right?
- They're trying to pretend it isn't happening. You know those pine things? They're trying to cover up with those pine things that you can put in cars. People are hanging those on their porches.
- Let me tell you what happened next. The state health inspector shows up. They go over. They talk to Skip. He says he's got a sump pump problem. They leave. Hey, the guy's got a sewer problem. He says he'll look after it. Everything's okay, right?
- A couple hours later... there's smoke pouring out of the windows of Skip's house. The firemen go in. Know what they find? Skip's family, dead. Murdered... by Skip... weeks earlier... with an ice pick. (quotes from "The 'Burbs" movie)
- 2015-10-21
- Plutonium?! You mean this sucker's nuclear?
- 2017-02-26
- well... smell ya later...
- 2018-08-18
- damn... where is the stuff from Euskal 2018?
- 2019-02-03
- Dobrý den. Prosím, pivo "Pilsner Urquell"!
- 2019-03-07
- Reset, and de-google life.