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- 2024-11-08
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Anyone know how to find Fash (Johan Persson), please? -
is this him? https://www.linkedin.com/in/jpersson?utm_source=share&utm_campaign=share_via &utm_content=profile&utm_medium=android_app -
Gaah I wish this would be a chatboard, but my stomach hurts so I'll be in the toilet if anyone asks... -
and this will affect the Demoscene. -
I just said Maali has enough contributions, which is true, ~20000 posts/oneliners vs mine ~1300...I didn't say if it was good or bad! -
Dear diary, it is now 11:41, still no news from leGend since he went into this strange outdoor toilet booth in the forest. I'm starting to worry... Did he really take our LAST toilet paper roll ?! -
AFAIK he normally uses birch bark to wipe - Dear diary, 13:10, still no news of leGend, but thanks to havoc, I have now collected 10 rolls of authentic birch bark, just in case. Also, I saw a squirrel !
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'barking up the wrong tree' gives me a very disturbing mental image now... thanks for that! -
Well it's now 14:40... Is LeGend back from the toilet or should we begin to worry / investigate ? - Hey, I was abducted by UFO from the toilet, and then quickly returned to the toilet by the same UFO. Or so I thought. Hours have passed...
- but what bark did you eventually use?
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Compo nights, get that groove, let it take you higher / Compo nights, make it move, set this place on fire -
Keep reaching up! - Dear diary, it's now 18:30, leGend is back. Yes, abducted by aliens, AGAIN. This time though, he caught a bear while being tractor-beamed into the craft. The beast then went on a rampage inside the ship. And the bear also helped a little. They flew back to Earth just in time for dinner. All is good.
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John Deere tractor beams. The best. -
https://matteotura.bandcamp.com/track/femme-fatale - 2024-11-09
- deer dairy might have been the cause of that long toilet visit all along!
- It's gonna be leGend... wait for it... DAIRY ! :D
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Dear diary, I am writing a pouët oneliner - Dear diarree, why are you smeared all over that stack of birch bark?
- it's how bears and finnish people mark their territory
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Fear diarrhea! - There has been great rumours about Finns using birch bark, but its not true. We use pine bark.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8aIt-CmDaI smack the pony <3