Way too deep
category: general [glöplog]
Recently, NASA made and published this picture:
Here at w2d Research Labs™ we had a chance to witness the discussion of two of our most renowned scientists, analyzing the phenomenon:
Here at w2d Research Labs™ we had a chance to witness the discussion of two of our most renowned scientists, analyzing the phenomenon:
Quote:
Prof. xTr1m:
I think they're just baseballs that gained mass somehow and entered a standard orbit around the sun
what do you think, doctor?
Dr. LPChip:
I honestly think that Nasa is pulling a joke on us. They lit a match, pulled a webcam on it, and we're seeing dust
Prof. xTr1m:
honestly I rather think that they put a cam inside a washing maschine, along with some marbles, started it and put a green filter over the video
Dr. LPChip:
no, thats absurd
you'll never get this nice green glow with a filter
Prof. xTr1m:
the washing maschine is full of water, of course
and light comes in from outside
Dr. LPChip:
right, but the motion water generates simply won't get the result you see on this particular image
it must be something more scientific
maybe Nasa experimented with a new kind of fire
like blue fire, but using different chemicals which created this green fire
which as a byproduct generated these rock shaped particles
Prof. xTr1m:
copper produces green flames
Dr. LPChip:
it must be copper then!
Prof. xTr1m:
but how do you explain that spherical form of the fire?
a copper ball?
Dr. LPChip:
I guess that if you heat it with the right amount, it'll get this, yeah!
Prof. xTr1m:
and the small particles were split from the main ball during combustion?
Dr. LPChip:
hmm...
I suppose that could be the actual creation/forming of the other particles
so, yeah...
the only thing I can't figure out is how these "flares" are in the flame
with such temperatures, you simply couldn't get such flares unless the scale is much larger
but that would rule out the simple particles from the combustions
Prof. xTr1m:
I think we're approaching this the wrong way
I know what it is. It's a flashlight! pointed right at the camera
those particles are just dust on the camera's lense
Dr. LPChip:
no way!
it can't be that easy
I know, I know!!!!
Prof. xTr1m:
sometimes the easiest solution is the rightest.
Dr. LPChip:
its a laser pointed at the camera
it would fit... the color, the flares that seems to be there...
Prof. xTr1m:
wrong, a laser creates uniform light. That beam is way to messy to be laserlight
Dr. LPChip:
hmm
or...
its possible that Nasa created a device to look into other dimenions
and this is actually a planet from another dimenion
with ufo's and stuff
okay, am drinking again... I'll put back the wodka
Prof. xTr1m:
actually, now that you mention it, I kinda recognize the silhouette of an big alien dancing on that planet
Dr. LPChip:
really? what sector?
Prof. xTr1m:
and a camel
Dr. LPChip:
they must be smoking there too!
Prof. xTr1m:
you see that white bright area on the upper left?
Dr. LPChip:
yeah, near that weird shade
Prof. xTr1m:
right at the right there's some green/black shapes
Dr. LPChip:
yeah
Prof. xTr1m:
I see a long alien head, with a body below
Dr. LPChip:
holy shit! you're right
Prof. xTr1m:
and the camel is at the north pole
Dr. LPChip:
it was in front of us the whole time
Prof. xTr1m:
so I think we have it then...
Dr. LPChip:
yeah
it just can't be anything else
Prof. xTr1m:
an alien planet with 7 or so moons, perhaps?
Dr. LPChip:
yeah
although
the moons are rather small for such big planet
they must be like alien outposts
or sattelites perhaps
Prof. xTr1m:
yeah satellites, I was gonna say that
Dr. LPChip:
gravity would pull in these "moons" too quickly
Prof. xTr1m:
but they're not spread rather uniformly...
Dr. LPChip:
maybe these sattelites are some kind of gun, and they're planning an attack...
Prof. xTr1m:
you mean some sort of collectors / transmitters of energy to emit a beam like the death star?
Dr. LPChip:
but we don't know what they're targetting at (if they're not facing planet way)
Prof. xTr1m:
hm, see that alien?
Dr. LPChip:
yeah
Prof. xTr1m:
he looks as if he's gonna throw something with his left hand
Dr. LPChip:
you think he's signalling where to shoot?
Prof. xTr1m:
or he's about to pull a lever
Dr. LPChip:
yeah
Prof. xTr1m:
perhaps the orbs are the projectiles?
Dr. LPChip:
I don't think so
Prof. xTr1m:
they can accelerate and explode upon impact?
Dr. LPChip:
I think those aliens are more sophisticated than that
probably some kind of weapon that can extract huge amounts of energy and fire them into space
Prof. xTr1m:
extract from where? I only see their planet there
or perhaps they focus the planet's energy
Dr. LPChip:
thats what I'm saying
Prof. xTr1m:
if it's the planets energy, what about that white area?
can it be the beam forming itself?
then we could calculate where it'd hit!
Dr. LPChip:
yeah, or its where they get their energy, like a volcano
Prof. xTr1m:
no i think the whole planet is emitting the energy (see the glow everywhere)
Dr. LPChip:
yeah, you're right
Prof. xTr1m:
and the white area is the concentration point, and the source of the beam
Dr. LPChip:
I've also had another thought about those white beams
could it be that they're interstellar gates?
they seem to point into the planet, like a stargate
Prof. xTr1m:
like opening a black hole?
Dr. LPChip:
yeah
Prof. xTr1m:
I guess I see what you mean, there's some sort of green spiral there
Dr. LPChip:
yeah
Prof. xTr1m:
but why open a gate on the planets surface
Dr. LPChip:
this could be an outpost with an interstellar gate
and the sattelites are actually turrets protecting the gates
Prof. xTr1m:
if that's the case, why isn't the alien actually looking towards the gate?
perhaps they're about to be attacked!
Dr. LPChip:
maybe he saw a bird in the sky? I dunno...
Prof. xTr1m:
and he's activating some sort of defense?
Dr. LPChip:
could be
Prof. xTr1m:
or the portal is for the camel
which is happily walking towards it
Dr. LPChip:
hmm, yeah thats also very plausable
Prof. xTr1m:
then that must be it
Dr. LPChip:
yeah
no doubt about it
Prof. xTr1m:
an interdimensionary photo from nasa, depicting an alien planet with an alien and a camel, turrets surrounding it for protection, a interdimension stargate forming on the planet's surface, so that the camel can happily walk through it!
doctor, we're geniuses.
Dr. LPChip:
most certainly, proffessor!
I'm proud of us
tl;dr
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way too deep
is it the goatse topic ?
It's the annual "compression artefacts? No way, it's aliens for sure!" topic