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BOOZEMBLY '95
Helsinki / Finland
10th - 13th August 1995
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GENERAL INFO:
Entrance fee: NONE
(Everybody is welcome, and it is for FREE!)
Boozembly '95 is the unofficial shadow party.
Disorganized by: Accession, Complex and Damones.
No computers, no legal responsibilities.
Cheap beer, elite competitions and even cooler prizes.
WHERE AND WHEN:
10th - 13th August 1995.
At Helsinki / Finland. Located very close to another party
which we could call as Ass '95. Excact location information
will be given out as paper flyers at Ass '95 and propably at
a few other places. But don't worry, if you can find the other
party, (the location being Messukeskus == MesseCentralen in
Helsinki) you will be able to hear where Boozembly '95 is...
FACILITIES:
Outdoors party, pray for good weather.
Competitions on each day, and a good non-businesslike
atmosphere is our aim. Stay a while, stay forever. :)
Live concert on Saturday (12th August) by:
- Mighty Rubber Boots (Trance)
- Joerg Mager (Detroit)
- Amalgam 5 (Hardcore)
The gig will start at approximately midnight.
(During the other days there will propably be some music as
well, but it won't be live)
DRINKS:
24 bottles of beer (0.33 liter, 4.5%) costs 200 Fnnish marks.
12 bottles of beer (0.33 liter, 4.5%) costs 100 Finnish marks.
One bottle of wine (0.75 liter, 12%) costs 50 Finnish marks.
Smaller amounts are for amateurs, so we don't sell any.
If we run out of booze, you are shit out of luck. (The fast
outdrink the slow, but there will be more on the next day.)
Naturally we will do the best to our efforts to guarantee
there will be enough to drink for everyone but we are not
promising you anything.
If something goes wrong then it just will go wrong. Who said
life was fair anyway.
REMEMBER!
In Finland it is illegal to sell alcohol to people under
18 years old. We live with this fact, so do you. Also,
we will only sell beverages to the people who have bought
a ticket to Ass '95. (Of course, we stay legal and if you
have some friends who are not, it's not our problem... :)
COMPETITIONS:
All compos will start at approximately 18.00 o'clock on each
day. On Thursday and on Friday are the 'prequalification' compos.
- Thursday: 4% Compo, First Qualification
- Friday: 4% Compo, Second Qualification
- Saturday: 40% Compo, The Grande Finale.
To enter the compo, you need a team of 3 persons. Also, the
compo entrance fee is 50 Finnish marks for the whole team.
(approx 12 US dollars). But don't worry, that includes all of
the competition "equipment" as well. From the two first days
(Thursday and Friday), the three (3) fastest teams of each day
(making the final count being six (6) teams), will qualify for
The Grande Finale held on Saturday. The "equipment" in the final
40% compo will be sponsored by the organizeres. (Cool boozers
need the support in our opinion...)
The competitions are based on the SPEED of your drinking
capabilities. All of the liquid must be drank from pints, glasses
or mugs provided by the organizers. (Yes, drinking from bottles
does create quite a lot of foam and would make the judging a bit
difficult.) The fastest drinkers go to the final, and the final
prize will definetly be something good. (We will give out the
small profit we get from the booze selling to the compo prizes.)
COMPETITION RULES:
The teams include three (3) persons. It does not matter how much
each of them personally drinks, we will just give a certain amount
of liquid for the team and when the team has drank all of the
liquid they are done. So simply, which ever team drinks their
amount the fastest is the fastest.
If you spill your liquid or puke or get caught of cheating, the
whole team will be disqualified.
All liquid you drink during the compo MUST stay inside the
competitors for one (1) minute after the compo has ended (Eg,
after all of the liquid has been drunk) You puke, you lose.
Also, the persons who enter the prequalification must be the
same people who will also be in the final.
The organizers are also free to take part in the final compo
if they feel like it. The results will be fair of course, since
everybody who is watching is in the jury.
QUESTIONS?
E-Mail is welcome at:
boozembly95@cute.fi
INVITATION CREDITS:
Logo: Destop
Background: Facet
Music: Yolk and Supernao
Amiga Coding: Olwi
PC Coding: Jmagic
Fuckups: Lots of different people
Boozembly '95 - We are here to serve
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